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Fuck Yeah! socks Mr. Sparkle (limited edition)

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  • Image of Fuck Yeah! socks Mr. Sparkle (limited edition)
  • Image of Fuck Yeah! socks Mr. Sparkle (limited edition)
  • Image of Fuck Yeah! socks Mr. Sparkle (limited edition)
  • Image of Fuck Yeah! socks Mr. Sparkle (limited edition)

Two in the pink! These are dedicated to the homie ChrisGo that ruined pink a long time ago. This Mr. Sparkle color way is guaranteed to catch the attention of your local redneck so be careful wearing these socks while riding on private land. You just might end up with a gimp ball in your mouth in the basement of a pawn shop.

Limited to this run of socks. When these are gone, they're gone. For serious. We've yet to remake a limited edition color.

These are made in the USA by a company that's been making cycling socks for over 20 years. They feature a motherfucking 6 inch DOUBLE cuff to stay up on your legs for your whole ride and not slouch down like 1980's aerobic socks. They also look better because you can't see the elastic in them when you slide them over your giant cankles.

Please note that the USPS raised their international first class shipping rates by $4. Shipping to Canada also went up by $2. Thanks Obama!

Materials: Lightweight blend of 60% nylon, 39% CoolMax EcoMade and 1% Lycra.

Features: They are breathable as fuck and the king of durability, wicking, drying, and air permeability. Cut your toenails before wearing please!

Size Chart

MEN

6 - 8__Small
7 - 9__Medium
9.5-11.5__Large
12+__XL

EU
36 - 39.5__Small
40 - 42.5__Medium
43 - 45.5__Large
46+__Extra Large

WOMEN

6 - 8__Small
8.5 - 10.5__Medium
11 - 13__Large